The packaging on a Staples brand letter opener recommends safety goggles.

I just thought of an idea: someone should endeavor to follow every safety recommendation for every tool or product they come into contact with for a week, maybe even just a day, film the results, and make a documentary out of it. I’m picturing the scene where they put on safety goggles to open letters, preferably in an office in the presence of co-workers, in my head right now.

(As for the flashlight, I can explain that: the French translation converts to metric minutes.)

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